sarahmac2301:

Girl: I don’t date boys

Lesbian:

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Girl: I date men

Lesbian: 

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So me and purpleflamingflamingos went to a cafe, so we thought. Turns out it was a bar. -_-

Toblerone chocolate is god sent

somanybadcustomers:

My coworker is ringing up a kid who is only getting two items.

Coworker: Your total is $X.XX.

Customer: *shoves change at her*

Coworker: *counts it* You still owe me $0.XX.

Customer: I don’t have $0.XX.

Coworker: *looks at me for help*

Me: *hangs over back of…

That happened to me the other day. This girl and her little brother (I think) came up and payed in mostly change for 4 or 5 things and came up 3 cents short. They had two rolls of paper towels and some food and candy and stuff, and the girl just stared at me and said “well…I don’t have it.” and just stood there staring at me like I was supposed to just give her the stuff for free. Everything at my store is a dollar, it’s pretty easy to make sure you have enough money for everything you’re gonna get before you go in. She went to go give back a roll of paper towels instead of like a candy or something and I was just thinking are you fucking kidding me so I just took off the bag fee so that they could get everything. Like wtf did they want me to give them 3 cents of my own? Sorry but no. You can put a candy bar back.

carrionaway:

ohjustchillin:

Okay so I’m thinking about upgrading my 2.5 gallon tank with my betta and my african dwarf frog so they can have more space, and maybe I can do some live plants or something. I can’t go too big with it because I just bought a 5.5 gallon for the 2 hermit crabs, so I don’t want to drag any tanks…

I would honestly say you’d need a ten gallon for the betta and ADF. If you have to do a 5.5 it should be heavily planted, but I’d say the 3.5 is way to small.

I’m not getting a 10 gallon for a betta and an adf. The largest I’d go for them is the 5.5 because I already have it. They’re fine in the 2.5 right now, honestly. I’d just like to upgrade so I can do more with it and give them a bit more space because they’d probably enjoy it. But yeah. I’m not getting a 10 gallon for them when I don’t even have one for my hermit crabs right now.

suzykabloozy answered: go as big as you can with this new tank! bettas and ADFs need a lot of space to get away from each other.

Yeah I figured, I just need to figure out if I can get a 10 gal for the hermit crabs. I can find the money for one, I just need permission. If I can, I’ll switch them to the 5.5 gal. Would the tank that I’ve used for hermit crabs be okay to use for fishies if I’ve cleaned it out well?

Okay so I’m thinking about upgrading my 2.5 gallon tank with my betta and my african dwarf frog so they can have more space, and maybe I can do some live plants or something. I can’t go too big with it because I just bought a 5.5 gallon for the 2 hermit crabs, so I don’t want to drag any tanks bigger than that in here. (Although I’ve entertained the idea of getting a 10 gallon for the hermies and adding a bigger pool so you can actually see the pool from the outside of the tank, and then using the 5.5 for the frog and betta, but again, I don’t want to get a big tank. This isn’t my house and I don’t know how they would feel about that, I already have three tanks in my room. Two 2.5 gallons and one 5.5 gallon.) Anyways, would this be a good tank? Or if anyone has any suggestions, please let me know! I’m trying to keep in mind that I’ll have to upgrade the 5.5 gallon eventually anyways, because the little guys are gonna grow bigger and I’m not gonna keep two bigger hermit crabs in a 5.5 forever, I want them to have more space to roam. I dunno. Help?

it’s gonna get real old real fast having to ask every customer if they’d like bags, only for them to say no and try to carry 30 dollars worth of stuff (which means 30 items in my store) in their arms just to avoid paying 5 cents for a bag. Or they bring their own bags that fall all over the place and don’t stay open no matter where I put it. Oh well. 

femmejinx:

So today at work I was hit with a surprise shitnado straight off the coast of bullshit island.

So I’ve been working in the fitting room for about an hour when I get taken into the manager’s office, I have no idea why and I become even more confused when I get there and they have…

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