boara:

HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH

(Source: swallowthesound)

It looks like I’m giving away the hermit crabs! I put an ad on craigslist, and someone has contacted me wanting them. they have a 20 gallon tank, and are upgrading to a 40 gallon tank, so it seems like a good fit. And they’re only 30 minutes away. So, seems like I’ll be saying goodbye to Roger, Christopher, and Arnold soon :(

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

one time when i was 14, i pretended i was sick so i could stay home from school, i pretended i couldn’t talk, and i pretended to have a really sore throat, turned out my mum was really convinced and worried, so she took me to the hospital, i was very shocked when the doctor actually found out i had laryngitis. the next day i couldn’t talk and had a sore throat, oh irony, art thou a bitch.

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stay home from school. save your own life.

lightningblitz6:

daysofxavierspast:

zeelaonmars:

scalestails:

are u fucking kidding me

octopi are just as ridiculous as cats ok

"NOPE".

" MY BOWL"

(Source: 4gifs)

raptorific:

I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”

hylianears:

notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases

  • me: walks into living room
  • tv: tonight on how its made
  • me: stands in same spot for 30 minutes watching how garbage bags are made
mrbritishhimself:

fandomness-and-randomness:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Dora the Explorer and Tumblr

IM CRYING

I’m in a library I’m not allowed to laugh!!
mrbritishhimself:

fandomness-and-randomness:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Dora the Explorer and Tumblr

IM CRYING

I’m in a library I’m not allowed to laugh!!
mrbritishhimself:

fandomness-and-randomness:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Dora the Explorer and Tumblr

IM CRYING

I’m in a library I’m not allowed to laugh!!
mrbritishhimself:

fandomness-and-randomness:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Dora the Explorer and Tumblr

IM CRYING

I’m in a library I’m not allowed to laugh!!
mrbritishhimself:

fandomness-and-randomness:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Dora the Explorer and Tumblr

IM CRYING

I’m in a library I’m not allowed to laugh!!

mrbritishhimself:

fandomness-and-randomness:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Dora the Explorer and Tumblr

IM CRYING

I’m in a library I’m not allowed to laugh!!

shatteredchrystal:

naamahdarling:

adventurotica:

I am laughing unreasonably hard at this.

I am ASHAMED that it took me nearly one full minute to get it.

*dark giggling*