"so what are your plans for after college?"
i will dismantle the establishment board by board
My eyelashes seem to do me more harm than good.
No I can do this. I can will myself to feel well enough to go to work in an hour.
Today I got my friends to help me turn the whole class sideways and sit in the chairs like we normally would for April Fools and wait for our teacher to walk in. We also flipped her desk, chair and computer. The faces on the students passing our homeroom were priceless.
I’m not gonna lie, I thought you had somehow magically stapled your desks to the wall and I am the biggest idiot ever
Man this cracks me up.